Moustache Lifestyle: Get ’em While They’re Young!

On receiving news of your Fearless Leader’s impending offspring, one of my good friends acquired Stachifiers in varying styles, which will prove useful regardless of the child’s gender!*

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*Yes, the company is currently being petitioned to spell ‘Moustachifier’ correctly.

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