Breaking News from our allies at the American Moustache Institute:* In an obvious play to one-up the notorious Val L and her shades, this Moustached American has grown the Bat ‘Stache. Even Frida Kahlo would have a hard time matching this one:

*Note regarding the AMI: In spite of their stubborn refusal to spell ‘moustache’ correctly and their obvious punctuation errors in regards to the Bat ‘Stache, we consider these gentlemen our friends. It’s simply impossible to stay irritated at people who love facial hair as much as they do.