I’m not a gamer. At all. Hell, I could hardly figure out how to play Super Mario on my cousin’s Nintendo 64 when I was a kid. Basically I randomly mashed buttons until things happened. And although I realize games have come a long way since then, in my adult life I have always preferred to hold a real shotgun and stroll around my beloved desert scanning the horizon line for zombies and assorted varmints rather than master the intricacies of a video game controller.

That said, the trailer for the new Call of Duty is directed by Guy Ritchie and the Moustache Wins. That is all.